Hello and welcome to my webpage! Both myself and my daughter (see picture above) are certified "quantum mechanic"s. Together we look for bugs in the Q-Chem product, and do our best to kill them. We also redesign parts of our product to make it run more efficiently (such as my patented J engine, see publications). We also constantly add new features, and introduce new bugs along the way, which ensures the formal O(N) scaling for the number of bugs.
With much regret, I have to announce that my daughter does not want to do "quantum mechanical" work any more,
which should be quite clear in this Spring 2005 picture. This happened after she found out that I never included her name (she knows it is E-M-I-L-Y!!) in my papers. Without her help, I have to work on my own, which is quite painful sometimes (especially when it comes to debugging).
Thank you for visiting my webpage, have a nice day!